[Intro {Music Video Only}: An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog]
You know what's a neat form of literature?
Rap!
I actually used to hate rap music...
Maybe just because it was popular
Or I would only hear the junk they play on the radio
But some of my friends got more into it
And it helped me keep an open mind
Rap might even be more challenging than poetry, in some ways
Since you need to fit your lines to a rhythm
And there's much more emphasis on wordplay...
When people can put all that together and still deliver a powerful message, it's really amazing
I kind of wish I had a rapper in the Literature Club
Ahaha!
Sorry if that sounds silly, but it would be really interesting to see what they came up with
It would really be a learning experience!

[Pre-Chorus: Lil Richie]
Boy, I can’t notice but to
Notice you noticing me
From across the room
I can see it
I can’t stop myself from looking and
Noticing you noticing me
Walk up to him and first thing I say is
[Chorus: Lil Richie]
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Dick

[Verse 1: Lil Richie]
When the sun go down, I’m a fiend
When the sun go down, I’m a monster
When the sun go down, I’m a freak
Lemme freak, freak, freak on your cock, sir
Now baby, don’t get all crazy
I just wanna nibble on your anus
I just wanna suck your dick and get famous
I just wanna play with all the other players
Ooh, yeah that’s that nerve
It’s bout to get a little fuckin hot up in here
Got my Ke$ha CD, now let me start boppin’ it
Get on your knees and let me start gobblin’
Every day, I imagine a future
Every day, I look for a suitor
Jumping on your ass like a cougar
Shit, I forgot to get a producer
Finger you like my name’s Freddy Krueger
Don’t gotta charm you with my sense of humor
I’m not a rapper, I’m just a comedian
Fuck you in the ass, posteromedian
[Chorus: Lil Richie]
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Dick

[Verse 2: Lil Richie]
Please, won’t you fuck me?
Right now, you’re getting lucky
My cum may be yucky
Don’t be a chicken, Kentucky
I just want a dick in my mouth
I just want a dick in the South
If you don’t wanna talk it out
We can fuck it out, yeah fuck it out
A dick can be hard
It can be so hard
I don’t care where you put it
We can even fuck in my fuckin backyard
We can get off, we can life long
We can live together, I don’t give a fuck
I just wanna fuck
I just wanna suck
Howard the Duck said
I just wanna suck
No, he didn’t really say that
How long is this instrumental track?
Can we cut to the chorus? Am I allowed to ask that?
I just wanna get done and get in your asscrack
[Chorus: Lil Richie]
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Let me suck your dick
Dick