[Hook]
Hop off the plane looking cool as fuck
Look at me, I'm cool as fuck
My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is fuck
Basically I'm cool as fuck
I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as fuck with cool as fuck
People say I'm cool as fuck

[Verse 1]
The clock's ticking but God willing
By the time I die I'll have got rich and never lost vision
These bitches don't love you when you're not winning
Ah the plot thickens
I stroke the pussy like a Bond villain
Pulled my fly down and undid my belt
Cause she was tryna touch wood like she didn't wanna jinx herself
I don't love her and I ain't looking for a friendship
I just like the way she sends the blood to my appendage
Fuck what you heard you're not a diamond in the rough
You're just a unpolished turd, cat brush off the dirt
I'm a drug connoisseur
Finest buds on the earth
My grandma tells me I should go and find some good honest work
I'm cool as fuck, I could do a wheelie in a Ford Fiesta
Jumping out of exploding buildings, my skill is rare
When I grow up I wanna be Arnold Schwarzenegger, If I ain't a porn director or a billionaire

[Hook]
Hop off the plane looking cool as fuck
Look at me, I'm cool as fuck
My middle name is as, my first name's cool and my last name is fuck
Basically I'm cool as fuck
I'm so cool I can rhyme cool as fuck with cool as fuck
People say I'm cool as fuck

[Verse 2]
Feel like someone put a pill in my rum
Dived in a pool of dirty needles, I've been ill from the john
You're a wet ass, I'm dead 'ard, I'm on 'roids, I've got strong loins
Girls know when I pull my dick out, my dismounts are on point
Over the top like Van Halen guitar solos
My muscle mass crushes paths and makes the car go slow
Sun beaming off the leather on my car seats
I jump out and get head under a palm tree, I'm Arnie
Lifestyle's extravagant, counting money on deck chairs
My chest hair acts as a cushion for my medallion
Strongest lines in Bastardem
Nobody's as hard as this
More punches than the montage in Karate Kid
I could lift up a building I'm a big fucker
Last Action Hero and Devito is my twin brother
Drop top Jeep doing 90 over speed bumps
Biceps shaking as shells fly out the machine gun