[JEFF SLATER, sung]
Whaddaya do when everything is happening
But everything that's happening
Has got you in distress

Whaddaya do when you're future calls
So grow yourself a pair of balls
And take those balls and put them in this dress

So your life is a joke
You think everything is broke
Well grab a roll of duct tape and some glue

Whaddaya gonna do
You're gonna fix your hair
And go out there
And be the man and woman that you are

[MICHAEL DORSEY, sung]
That's the only way to win
You gotta go all in

[MICHAEL DORSEY & JEFF SLATER]
Well I'm all in (You're all in)