The Axis of Awesome
Sexual Harassment
Now Baby I see your body push it close to mine
I reach out to touch you
Baby girl you're lookin fine
I touch your neck with my fingers
I stroke those silky thighs
You just sit there baby
You look at me with those eyes
You say it's Sexual Harassment
You say it's Sexual Harassment
They say I'm not allowed
To comment on your figure
Well if this will get me fired
Baby you can pull the trigger
You might feel uncomfortable
When I stroke your hair
They say it's inappropriate
Well baby I don't care
Let me touch you shoulders
It can be relaxing
I brush myself against you
While your copying or faxing
You say it's Sexual, Harassment
You say it's Sexual, Harassment
Don't be offended
Cos it's not what I intended
I'm staring at your chest
Cos I care about your breasts
Your deserving of my perving
Though you say that it's unnerving
Girl my gauge is never swerving
Cos my pleasure you are serving
I'm hoping that my groping
Won't be cause for complaint
Or that you take me back to court
And file for restraint
When you slap me in the face
And cause me embarrassment
I say that is low
You say that it's sexual harassment
You say it's Sexual (Sexual) Harassment (Harassment Baby)
Sexual
How can you be surprised when you dress that way?