We left work together
To have our coffee break
I didn't know her all that well
Looking back it was a mistake
We went to the food court
It was a Thursday afternoon
I had a chai latte
She was eating yogurt with a spoon (with a spoon)

I hadn't known her long
And she started talking bout this guy
I looked away uncomfortably
I couldn't understand why she
Was telling all of this to me
And when I looked back
She had began to cry

What do you when a girl
Who's not your girlfriend cries?
Do you pick up a serviette
And wipe the tears from her eyes?
Do you put your arm around her?
Do you stroke her on the thigh?
What do you do?
What do you do?
When a girl (she's not your girlfriend)
Who's not your girlfriend cries?
Me and Jonno played some footy at the club
We got beaten 58 nil we were heading to the pub
He told me of his troubles, his problems at home
His wife had just left him just last week
He was sleeping all alone (Home Alone)

He was stuck in a dead end job
He wasn't getting very far
These weren't things he could ignore
He said he couldn't take much more
And to top it off, the final straw
Was a parking ticket on his car

What do you when a guy cries?
Do you take off your football jersey
And wipe the tears from his eyes?
Do you put your arm around him?
Do you stroke him on the thigh?
No
What do you do
What do you do
When a guy (whose a guy)
When a guy cries?

I was watching telly
8:30 on Sunday
Everything was perfect
I had a chocolate sundae
My friends came in complaining
That they didn't like this show
They took the remote from my hands
And they told me where to go (where you can go)

They changed it to the Cricket
But I'd been watching CSI
I told them both that they were lame
I called them lots of nasty names
But still the channel stayed the same
And so I stomped my feet and I began to cry

What are we supposed to do when Lee starts to cry?
Well you should let me watch my stories
And bring me an apple pie
You should tell me that I'm the best
And change it back to CSI. CSIIIIIIIIIIII

People in the food court are looking at me

Dont want the players from the team to see

Well you both know it's my turn to watch TV

Well this is really awkward can't you see
Because people will think I'm breaking up with you
People might think I'm in love with you

And Grissom was about to find a clue

Can't anyone tell us what to do

When a girl...
When a guy...
When Lee...
Starts to cry?