Who's that comin'
Over the rise
Wearin' so much colour that it hurts your eyes
Who's that over there
Ridin' on a mule
In a purple hat and listenin' to Jewel

The crime in this town is out of control
And the fashion is a disgrace
Here comes a man, a man to solve it all
The man with the moisturized face

He's a crime solvin' cowboy (Crime Solving Cowboy)
You're in trouble now boy
He fights for justice and the American way of life
He's a crime solvin' cowboy (Crime Solving Cowboy)
He likes to cook with bok choy
Sometimеs I wonder why he doesn't havе a wife

Just last week he wrestled
Two Mexicans to the ground
Their shirts came off while wrestling and the wrestled all around (Wrestled all around)
He visits all the crook he catches at the local jail
Sometimes I wonder
'Cause they're all teenaged and male
He lives with his deputy on Fabulous Ranch
His keen eyes don't miss a thing (Don't miss a thing)
With his cowboy hat
And his cowboy chaps
And his special cowboy G-String

He's a crime solvin' cowboy (Crime Solving Cowboy)
Here to search and destroy
Solvin' so much crime 'till he can't move his jaw
He's a crime solvin' cowboy (Crime Solving Cowboy)
His girlfriend is a decoy
You'll see him at next year's Mardi Gras
He likes men (Crime Solving Cowboy)
He likes men (Crime Solving Cowboy)
He likes men (Crime Solving Cowboy)
He likes men (Crime Solving Cowboy)

Yeah, I think Benny might be right
Yeah, he does sound a bit gay