[Intro]
Hi, you ever been watching a really good hentai?
And you were really getting into it?
And then an ugly ass bastard, fat motherfucker shows up looking like Jabba the Hut?
Well, that's me and here's my story!

[Verse 1]
I walk in the club and I don't give a shit
Sitting right there is your anime bitch
I take out that shit and rub on her tiddy
I don't give a shit about none of that shit!

[Chorus]
Yeah i'm that guy who ruins it for you
I'll run up in this club and steal your waifu
Then take her home and cum up in that bitch
I nutted in her mouth: it gave her autism

[Verse 2]
You see my fat ass, it appears on screen
You see my face, it busts your spleen instead of busting your nut because it's not arousing

[Outro]
If you wanna escape me fully
You better stick to vanilla only
Or else you'll see this face popping up:
And I won't ever leave!