[Intro]
Hi, it's me (Ugly Bastard)
I've been relaxing on your website for years now
I gotta say, it's been pretty cool
Even when you went down
You came right back up
I gotta say, it's been really nice
You guys have it all figured out
There's one issue I gotta address
Because I can't figure it out
I'm saying

[Chorus]
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
Even if they have no ass
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
So we can fap

[Verse 1]
You used to have an entire tag
I really liked it
In fact, I was usually the one railing (haha yeet)
But now it's gone, it's making me sad
I just want my tag right back
Yeah, i'm a degenerate
But aren't we all
We just want what's ours
Don't let us fall
You're normally my haven, but it seems
I'm questioning it all
So, listen jacob

[Chorus]
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
Even if they have no ass
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
So we can fap
[Bridge]
I have just one request
Can you bring that tag back?
I understand if you can't
But, I wanna squash them with my fat ass

[Chorus]
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
Even if they have no ass
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
(aw, fuck it. I need to lay down a verse now.)

[Verse 2]
I need to see lil mama work it in a thong
Everybody asking "what is wrong?"
Said "my favorite hentai fetish is gone"
And i'm the only one like "come on"
Come on, what is you doing?
Flat is justice,but they still need screwing
So, give me what you got even if it ain't mooing
I can't ruin hentai if there ain't none to ruin
Yeah, I could've bought it before
But, now it's owned and I can't no more
Yes, I got chains. Yes, I got bitches
But, I ain't got my tag, so what's the point of the riches?

[Chorus]
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please
Even if they have no ass
Please, please please
Bring the lolis back
Please, please please