[Verse 1: Ugly Bastard]
You are not able to rock
Your imouto wants my cock
While i'm having fun
You're crying at the dock
If you try to test me, i'll go (gun noises)

[Chorus: Ugly Bastard & Crapmachine]
She's like Ugly Bastard
Get away from me!
He's like "Stupid fucker, leave me and my waifu be!"

[Verse 2: Ugly Bastard & Crapmachine]
All your talking-trash
It won't help you now
Because your anime shawty Sylvia
Wants a thicc n***a to plow
You beg and pleed, on your hands
*both in unison* You don't deserve a second chance

[Chorus: Ugly Bastard & Crapmachine]
She's like Ugly Bastard
Shoot your goo in me
He's like "Stupid fucker, please leave my waifu be!"

[Outro: Ugly Bastard, Kizuna AI]
If you want your chick that badly, you gotta know:
You can never be loyal to these anime hoes
Trust me man, I've made that mistake in the past before
You just gotta get free: become an ugly bastard before they...

Cuck you and leave you, they go for an Ugly Bastard. Fuck you!
Cuck you. Leave you. They go for an Ugly Bastard. Fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
They go for an Ugly Bastard!

Fuck you!