[Intro: Ugly Bastard]
Yeah, it's some Ugly Bastard shit

[Verse 1: Ugly Bastard]
You would not believe your eyes
If ten fat and ugly guys
Lifted up your skirt as you took the train

Cause they grab you by your hair
And leave cum stains everywhere
You'd think that someone else on this train would, care

[Chorus: Ugly Bastard]
I'd like to shout out and break free, but social norms, prevent me
My best friend's getting pounded, gonna cry herself to sleep
I'm glad my family isn't here to see

[Verse 2: Ugly Bastard]
Yeah I know that it's a crime
But I ruin all your hentai
Yeah bitch, I don't even give a shit
(HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT)
Cause i'm a fat and ugly guy
You try to stop me: you gon die
So, here's a little tip: it's better not to try. Yeah

[Chorus: Ugly Bastard]
I'd like to shout out and break free, but social norms, prevent me
My best friend's getting pounded, gonna cry herself to sleep
I'm glad my family isn't here to see (when I smash these cheeks)

[Bridge: PeachyIvy}
Push my head down into my bag
Please take me away from here
Their odor stings like an attack
Please take me away from here
My boyfriend will never look at me
Please take me away from here
Cuz this shit happens almost daily
[Chorus: Ugly Bastard]
I'd like to shout out and break free, but social norms, prevent me
My best friend's getting pounded, gonna cry herself to sleep
I'm glad my family isn't here to see
I'd like to shout out and break free (wanna be me), but social norms, prevent me
My best friend's getting pounded, gonna cry herself to sleep
I'm glad my family isn't here to see

{Outro: Ugly Bastard]
I'd like to shout out and break free, but all these normies would judge me
My best friend's in the corner hoping it was all a dream
I'm glad my family isn't here to see...
What i've become