[Chorus 1]
Whatever happened to twin sets?
Whatever happened to hi-fi?
Whatever happened to TV sex?
Whatever happened to you and I?

[Verse 1]
Your passion is a product of highlight and detail
That come hither, look, bonus offer retail

[Chorus 2]
Whatever happened to pickup trucks?
Whatever happened to yellow pages?
Whatever happened to burning books?
Whatever happened to new ages?

[Verse 2]
Your emotions are cheap, cut, price, cash, and carry
You wear your heart on your sleeve for any Tom, Dick or Harry

[Hook]
Your love is a cashed in check
Oh, oh, that's the way of all flesh

[Chorus 3]
Whatever happened to Chairman Mao?
Whatever happened to God above?
Whatever happened to the cow?
Whatever happened to plug-in love?
[Verse 3]
Your pasteurized life, so fit for consumption
Ooh, those undressing eyes, so strictly commercial

[Hook]
Your love is a cashed in check
O-oh, that's the way of all flesh

[Outro]
All flesh, all flesh