[Verse 1]
Yeah, well, I know it's the night
But have ya gotta beat the daylights out of me?
I'm getting so god-damned bruised
I'll soon, I'll soon be softer than a stoned cherry
And when you let your flesh creep over me
You know, I don't know what's come over me
Something about the way ya drool and kiss
That makes love, makes love feel nothing like this

[Chorus]
You tear me up, you grab what's mine
You tear me up, every single time
You tear me up, what a hideous crime
You tear me up, you're a bloody swine

[Verse 2]
And all this slurping and sucking
You know, it's putting me off my food
You're noisier than a motorway
You're about two times, you're about three times as rude
You got, you got-got-got such big eyes
You make me feel so small
My heart is only one mouthful
But you, yeah, you, you can have it all
[Chorus]
You tear me up, you grab what's mine
You tear me up, every single time
You tear me up, what a hideous crime
You tear me up, you're a bloody swine

[Bridge]
You're just as hard as a pavement
And I sure don't know where my p-passion went
You think that maybe I should walk on you
You'd make a damn good anesthetic, I'll say that for you

[Chorus]
You tear me up, you grab what's mine
You tear me up, every single time
You tear me up, what a hideous crime
You tear me up, you're a bloody swine

[Outro]
You're a bloody swine, you're a bloody swine