R.A.P. Ferreira
Grand Patch
[Defcee]
Super humble and hella nice
Raps so dope fans slam 'em till their body map’s an injection site
Double-check the Jesus piece, make sure my resemblance right
Vengeful like, “You shoulda never called me a fatass Kelly Price!” (Catfish bars)
According to drug tests, he’s been pregnant twice
His gut’s held more balloons than ballrooms on election night
Six-six-and a half— I’m the devil’s height (Boo)
My teeth looking like the picket line on a dental strike
What do we want? Braces! When do we want em? Not now!
Screwed up the last show so I carjacked Doc Brown
Heard their kingpin raps, and then flatulent stock sounds (Why?)
They once dropped thirty dimes in the same night, Scott Skiles
Paid in Full-era Noreaga, you stay cool how you be cool
We’re gonna keep that on the low. You ain’t see me. I ain’t see you (Water)
Keep actin over the top, and we won’t bring you back for the sequel
Like Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea 2
[Celestaphone]
Eve's Bayou, Baton Rouge, battling deep roots
Deep sleep lagoon, catching cats in they sleep too
Read group text to gather, Louisiana
The channel shoal, snack and gnaw, the battle call
Fish'll strike your dental like tongue pronouncing menthol
Get all bent out of shape, but nice mental
Cajun on that, plate of our land
Never seen a plate go cold on our land
Aw man, now that's hard rap
Grabbed a track from the back, the belts colored black
Said "dabble with that"
Almanac ain't drafting the stats to rat that attack
Bold rapper, soul jacker, know you batting with smack
No holding back, whole juug bud, it's unequivocal
Some da'best punching in on the muhtrucking digital
Leave you unfixable! Epiphone SG with the Lambda
I let the strings speak, never a word again
[R.A.P. Ferreira]
Clog at the pharmacy drive-thru
Alarmists in aisle two
I'm looking under the hood
It’s too true to be good
A shortage of electricians and introspecting
Has led these people to question blessings
Granted I'm a heckler spectating
Who only yesterday broke a fine glass hesitating
The culture of influencers has ruined us
Muhfuckas is followers 'n' clicks
When you say it like that it's not a real big shift
Zig zag zig, defensive patterns
Ruby yacht investors are buying shares in ladders
Chutes for daggers, looseleaf snoops and goofy swagger
Mired in reality by salary
People who only know their self casually
Algorithms automating ultimatums
Crushed pocketful of Takis for later
Prenatal post office partum post nasal autumn drip
Malignant riff
My thoughts lift thru holes in ozone to glittering stars past planes of parallels
Brother Mouzone’s library card served me very well
The bodyrock is a temple
The coddiwomple continued
Nary a dry eye in the venue