I'm gonna get revenge on you
Cuz its the only thing I've got left to do
You messed me up in your navy van, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna get you back and its gonna be bad, whoa

I'm gonna get revenge on you, I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah!

And so then there was the time
That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack
Which I had bought for tour
This really ugly orange backpack
But I bought it specifically
So that it wouldn't get confused
With all you other guy's backpacks
So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said
"Hey where'd you - where did you get that backpack?"
And I said "well I got it at K-Mart
If you get one you should get the GREEN one
Because thats totally different than my ORANGE one."
Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van
Getting ready to go on tour
And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?
Thats right, it was you!
I'm not crazy, you're the one thats crazy!
You're the one that bought my same backpack!
Oooh!
I'm gonna get revenge on you
Cuz its the only thing I've got left to do
You're a stupid-ass backpack-copying freak, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna get you back probably next week, whoa

I'm gonna get revenge on you, I'm gonna get revenge on you
Gonna get revenge on you!

I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get re-venge-venge-venge on you-ou-ou-ou-ou
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah!
On you... and your backpack... stealing... self