[Verse 1]
Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty, oh, when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

[Chorus]
What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

[Verse 2]
Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister
[Chorus]
What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

[Verse 3]
Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty, oh, when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess, sorry I bled to death

[Pre-Chorus]
What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am a loser, I am a loser, oh-oh

[Chorus]
What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser