Baby, you'd better relax
Don't get your panties in a bunch
Would you please put down that record
That was very hard to find

Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise

Why are you looking at me
With that mad look on your face?
Your ears are turning purple
Oh what did I do now?

Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Oh me, oh my
Oh me, oh my

Fiddlesticks
Where did I put my pencil?

I'm just a guy who's trying to get by
And live my life, oh so peacefully
But every time I turn around
Somebody's wearing a frown
And pointing their finger at me
Oh no, Holy smokes
Goodness Gravy, great Caesar's ghost
Jiminy Crickets and jeez Louise
Oh me, oh my
Oh me, oh my