I see you walkin' down the street
Big black clonkers on your fat old feet
You stole the pants off of Gomer Pyle
You look just like a crocodile!

You look just like a crocodile!
You look just like a crocodile!

At the high school carwash you drive into the yard
Those cheerleaders are gonna have to scrub your wheels real hard
You pull out your folding chair, its gonna take awhile
You look just like a crocodile!

You look just like a crocodile!
You look just like a crocodile!

Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Aw

Dude what's your deal?
I've never - I've never kissed a girl with braces before
Watch it now, watch it now!
Oh!