Saturday night, you're high on crank
Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's
Hollywood Babe, it's just not my trip

Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot
Tryin' to be somebody that you're not
Cheerios cost a lot on the Sunset Strip

Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me

You party in the clubs on your GHB
Baby, nobody ever caught herpes from me
I see it on the news all the time, makes me wanna cry

While I'm sittin' home with I Love Lucy
You're out on the town with Danny Bonaduce
Hey Ricky, aye-aye-aye-aye-aye

Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me
You spend your time at the Viper Room
What's so wrong with my living room?
Celebrities, they come and they go
One day you're Cary Grant and the next you're Scott Baio

Aspiring actress and a social ladder climber
Saw you at Denny's with Rodney Bingenheimer
Congratulations, looks like you're pick of the day

Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back down to me
Baby, come back to Pasadena
Come back down to me

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