Girl, sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat
You don't want no little salad, yes, you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami and no corned beef on rye
Girl, there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

This ain't the kind of snack that you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl, I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
'Cause, baby, you haven't had nothing 'til you've had my Miracle Whip

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Yeah, you and me and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah, you and me and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the
Yeah, you and Steve and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah
Girl, sometimes you're hungry, you want something to eat
You don't want no little salad, yes, you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout the funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread, and you're the meat, bitch

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh