[Verse 1]
All week I've been slaving at work
Now I'm gonna dress up like a Captain Kirk
Uh huh!
Beam me up tonight
Yeah!
I Can't wait till you're right beside me
Like a Gold Bikini Leia or a Poison Ivy
Uh huh!
It's gonna be tight
Oh!

[Chorus]
At the Con (At the Con)
See a Dalek from Dr. Who
At the Con (At the Con)
Emma Frost and Sailor Moon
At the Con (At the Con)
Get crazy with a Pikachu
At the Con (At the Con)
At the Con (At the Con)

Meet me at the Con
Meet me at the Con

[Verse 2]
Stan Lee and a Spiderman
Are gonna play some Settlers of Catan
Uh huh!
We're gonna table top it
Whoa!
A Klingon, A Ferengi, and the hammer of Thor
A sorting hat, and a Dumbledore
Uh huh!
There'll be no stopping tonight
[Chorus]
At the Con (At the Con)
You be a Lannister, I'll be a Stark
At the Con (At the Con)
I'm gonna buy some Brony art
At the Con (At the Con)
We're gonna Filk and we're gonna LARP
At the Con (At the Con)
At the Con
Meet me at the Con

[Bridge]
This line so long? (So long it is)
Yes, why is this line long? (It's very long)
This line is for Wil Wheaton, (Lt. Crusher he was)
No, this line is for Joss Whedon (Buffy is what he does)
Who would be defeated? (Defeated)
In a battle between Wheaton and Whedon?
And who would get Seth Green?
Oh!

[Verse 3]
Gonna party with Mr. Spock
And a droid and a hobbit and a ewok!
Uh huh!
Eee choppa yub nub!
Whew!
[Chorus]
At the Con (At the Con)
See the Hulk and Harley Quinn
At the Con (At the Con)
A Cyberman and the Super Friends
At the Con (At the Con)
Next year we'll do it all again
At the Con (At the Con)
At the Con
Meet me at the Con