Nerf Herder
Rock City News
Don't stop believin'
That you can't do nothin'
Get yourself a second-hand guitar
And set the world on fire
Any old axe will do
Anything but a squire

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You gotta pay your dues at the
Rock City News
If you want to sing the blues

Living on a wing and prayer
Out on the strip
Nobody cares
Scabbing of the valley chick
Sleeping on the practice room floor
Pretty soon, the record company will be banging on your door

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You gotta pay your dues
At the Rock City News
If you want to sing the blues
Dave

Rock City News
You gotta pay your dues
At the Rock City News
If you want to pay to lose
Like drinkin' booze
You know it ain't no ruse
Put on your dancing shoes
And stick an ad in the Rock City News
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