They put you down and call you crazy
Say you're disgusting and uncool
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate

You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
THey called you "pervert" and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate

You've got to fight
Pass the acorn butter
7-11 two for a dollar

They say that you'll go blind
And you're ruining your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate
You've gotta fight, aww