Why'd ya have to call?
How'd you get so screwed?
Wanted to walk the dog
Now we'll have a ball

What am I to do?
How'd you get so screwed?
What am I to do?
I'm just an evil dude

I'm giving you my word
I'll sick my snake on 'em all
Don't say I cannot fall
'Cause that's a dirty word

What am I to do?
You caught me in the n***
What am I to do?
I'm just an evil

He's just havin' a bark
It isn't no big thing
He'll rip your head right off
While I flap my wings

What am I to do?
How'd you get so screwed?
What am I to do?
I'm just an evil dude
What am I to do?
What am I to do?
What am I to do?
I'm just evil