[Intro, Charlie]:
Okay! So, this song may or may not be in my key, so the vocals may be a little bit off, but who cares, I just hit 20k subs so uh... Let's just start the song!

[Verse 1, Charlie]:
Here's a short presentation made out of crayon!
I know you think it's boring, it might make you yawn...
But if you pay attention, and don't act withdrawn
At my Hazbin Hotel!~
Wait! I need to put my papers down, okay, start again!

[Verse 2, Charlie]:
This is my fanart of you killing my people!
Here's a hand gesture of a flying eagle!
I'm so damn excited! I could do a cartwheel!
I'm gonna take a breath!!
It is time you interrupte-

[Verse 3, Adam, Charlie]:
Intеrrupt you with hand! (Oh?)
This song has become mine!
Now that I havе finished eating my ribs, I'll decline
Your dumb offer, you ammature!
Speak condescendingly...
Check my nails raising the song's INTENSITY!!

[Chorus, Adam]:
I'll stand on the table, high as the Himalayas!
Take a short glance at heaven, throw you in jambalaya!
I will now change into black and white...
This song was hard to re-write!
Lute will now do a super f***ing cool transition!
[Verse 4, Adam]:
I will keep mocking you
I'll keep my hand flat!
Get in your face again
'cause I think you're a brat!
Slowly walking, I'm the c*** king, 'cause I'm F***ING ADAM!
Song's not done...
There is more to come!!!
YEAH!!

[Bridge, Adam]:
Singing angelic tunes~
In this Vivziepop cartoon!
I am slowly walking down the thin cloud path...
I'm gonna sound like a HUGE PSYCHOPATH!!!

[Instrumental??]
*Bad guitar impression*
SINGING WHAT I'M DOING!
*TERRIBLE guitar impression*
*What is bro doing?*

[Chorus, Adam]:
Clapping while angels appear out from the drywall
Now watch as they will surround you, Lucifer's know-it-all!
Now I'm flying with my friend Lute!
You're going to get the boot!
Fist bump and shrug it off
Give my my guitar again!
GIANT SHRED!!!
OF ANGELIC GLITTER AND KEEP ON SINGING!
GOLDEN ANGELS, PLEASE COME BACK WHILE WE MAKE FUN OF SINNING!
[Outro, Adam, Charlie]
I see you're getting demonic, but won't it be catastrophic...
If I showed you a magical paper!
Saying I'm the decision maker!!
Looking very upset, saying an offensive word...
Grab your wrist, kicking you out...
Goodbye, you little SONGBIRD!!!
Wait! But if the song cuts out now before I'm able to to do any promotion, nobody will follow! ADAM! COME ON! AWWW, S***