[Intro: Yoav Landau]
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da

[Verse 1: Sam Haft & Yoav Landau]
(Just one drink) Gonna keep it mellow (Da)
Responsible night for a polite fellow
Say hello to my friends and comrades
Don't tend to offend so I say, "Perhaps"
(Just two drinks) As a social courtesy (Da)
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
It's certainly a perfectly normal and formal get-together
But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever
(Just three drinks) For the sake of the old times (Da)
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
The whole nine
Laughing, remembering all the old lines
Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
(Just four drinks) Ya know, take the edge off (Da)
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
Pick up another round as my friends depart, and (Da)
They may not stick around but I just got started
Just got started, just got started (Da)
Just got started, just got started
Just got started, just got started (Da)
Just got started
[Build: Sam Haft & Yoav Landau]
Just got started, just got started (Da-da-da, da-da)
Just got started, just got started (Da-da-da, da-da-da-da)
Just got started (Da-da-da, da-da)
Feel so much better than usual

[Drop: Sam Haft]
Be beautiful
I feel indisputable
Be beautiful

[Chorus: Sam Haft]
Feel so much better than usual
I feel indisputable, oh
But now I'm feeling so beautiful
Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under
If I'm still breathing
I know that I will be ugly when
I feel like myself again, oh
But now I'm feeling so beautiful

[Verse 2: Sam Haft]
(Just five drinks) Fuckin' treat myself
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
Spend like God, put on airs to sell it
Crowd pretends not to care, but I know they're jealous
(Just six drinks) Let slip the dogs of war
I'm gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime
I'm hitting bottom and I'm feeling like committing a crime
(Just eight drinks) Maybe I've lost count?
I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount
I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling—
Sorry, was I saying something?
(Twelve drinks) Strolling out of the hospital
Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
Another night, losing it more than I can afford
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
That insecure? That insecure? (Da)
That insecure? That insecure?
That insecure? That insecure? (Da)
That insecure?
[Build: Sam Haft & Yoav Landau]
That insecure? That insecure? (Da-da-da, da-da)
That insecure? That insecure? (Da-da-da, da-da-da-da)
That insecure? (Da-da-da, da-da)
Feel so much better than usual

[Drop: Sam Haft]
I feel indisputable

[Chorus: Sam Haft]
Feel so much better than usual
I feel indisputable, oh
But now I'm feeling so beautiful
Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under
If I'm still breathing
I know that I will be ugly when
I feel like myself again, oh
But now I'm feeling so beautiful

[Breakdown: Sam Haft]
Bo-bo-bo-bottle of Scotch served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaca
Vodka, Sake, Kamikaze with a handle of Sherry
A cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, Chaser, Champagne float
A Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coat
Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old Fashioned
Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
Soldiering over, I'm slower, shoulder-to-shoulder with no one
Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker
I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
I try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars
A billion-trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow (Then I'll do it again)
[Outro: Yoav Landau]
Da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da