[Intro: Marcus]
Hello, hello, hello
Hello

[Chorus]
Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets but he couldn't duck me

[Verse 1]
I'm feelin' so refreshed
The new sheriff's in town
Check the button on my vest
It's Keanu with a bruise around the oculus
Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis
In my prime, like Optimus
Everything is half-full
I'm an optimist, haven't done ish
Yet I feel accomplished
Best pugilist, blessed with an iron fist
Strong enough to survive the apocalypse
Any summit I could be on
Any Point Break, I could surf with my gi on
Take any fighter, any class
I'mma put you on your ass
Then, I'll pee on you peons
For eons and eons and eons
And eons, etcetera
Not a tall fellow but nobody can measure up
And if you wanna feel similar to this
All I had to do was cold-clock an icon of cinema
[Chorus]
Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

[Verse 2]
What an excellent adventure
I wouldn't be surprised if Keanu's wearing dentures
I've got a high five that can make a man die
I should be with the Justice League and the Avengers
Taking out contenders with glee
Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves
Is the fact that his girl chose me
I bet you didn't think this was a love song
But the reason I'm at my pinnacle right now
Is I hit him in the eye then I became her guy
And her love has me feeling invincible, no doubt (Oh)
Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it
Plus, he was a jerk, so I really don't regret it
I'll celebrate that day from now to forever
Or at least 'til the end of the credits, credits
[Chorus]
Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets but he couldn't duck me

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets but he couldn't duck
Me