[Chorus: Marcus]
(Hello)
This is how we greet you, this is what we say, every day, when we meet you
We are (Hello) Peril, the band of four, we got tunes to entertain and teach you
We say (Hello) to everybody here tonight
We're so glad you could step into our zone
And tomorrow say (Hello) to all your friends and your foes
And tell them how we got your mind blown, for example

[Verse 1: Marcus]
Hello my name is Marcus with lyrics for your carcass
Famous in the bay for keepin' cooler than the arctic
Want some food for thought, Hello Peril is the market
The smartest even though we're known for smokin' up a harvest
Welcome to the city that used to be free of suckers
'Til the techies came in hummers and colonized the gutters
If I see another hipster openin' a coffee shop
I'll make a body drop with my signature karate chop
And lollygagging politicians get the lollipop
And competition get the nuts and the poppycock
Iconoclastic raps we blast at kids
Yet keepin' it classic like Krylon and Pop & Lock
And crooked cops get the barrel
Impeccable aim, we put an arrow through a sparrow
It's Hello Peril, the quartet, tighter than corsets
Plus cute and affordable apparel
[Chorus: Marcus]
(Hello)
This is how we greet you, this is what we say, every day, when we meet you
We are (Hello) Peril, the band of four, we got tunes to entertain and teach you
We say (Hello) to everybody here tonight
We're so happy you could step into our zone
And tomorrow say (Hello) to all your friends and your foes
And tell them how we got your mind blown, for example

[Verse 2: Quasar]
Uh uh
Hello my name is Quasar, the beige Darth Vader
I drive from gig to gig my '84 Plymouth pay car
I stay sharp in a tank top, no shame in my shave parts
I got great arms, like I'm Hagar, the horrible
Oh my god I'm so damn adorable
Girl, hug me, kiss me, take me places, I'm portable
Kinda sorta like a bass-playing Pomeranian
I'm fluffy, I'm radiant, we're not exactly playing stadiums
Right now we're off the radar, but we're off to a great start
We play state fairs and bang the hangars and gay bars
Basically I get off stage and then I play darts
Come see me at the merch booth, we got hand painted acorns
Life is what you make of it, right now I'm makin' a case of dejar para llevar
To be continued, say no more
I gotta take part, I gotta get back to my day job down at State Farm
[Chorus: Marcus]
Yeah Yeah
(Hello)
This is how we greet you, this is what we say, every day, when we meet you
We are (Hello) Peril, the band of four, we got tunes to entertain and teach you
We say (Hello) to everybody here tonight
We're so glad you could step into our zone
And tomorrow say (Hello) to all your friends and your foes
And tell them how we got your mind blown, blown, blown, blown