[Verse 1]
Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
But I didn't know it was the Holy Land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand, I pray

[Chorus]
Can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin

[Post-Chorus]
I'll cut you in

[Verse 2]
Yeah, Porcelain Mary, her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat-hanger halos that don't come cheap
From television shepherds with livin' room sheep, and I pray

[Chorus]
Can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
[Post-Chorus]
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Hey, Wooden Jesus, where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
But I didn't know it was the Holy Land!
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand!

[Chorus]
Oh, can I be saved?
I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus, I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin

[Outro]
Hey!
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in, I'll cut you in
Yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh