[Intro]
BRANDON: Welcome to McDonald’s, my name is Brandon, may I take your order?

ZZ: Yeah, yeah. Hold on, uhhh…

[Hook]
I need three orders of the fries supersized
With a McRib on the side, make it swim and make it cry
For the drinks I want a combo Sprite and Coke 40/60
And a splash of Mountain Dew, with a shot of Texas whiskey

[Verse 1]
Need McGriddles make that triple squared and cut right down the middle
And some pickles just a little want the bacon to be sizzled
And a dozen apple pies super deluxe and slightly burnt
And two banana pies past the point of no return
I need a big mac with no bread made with meat that’s freshly dead
And drown it in some ketchup add a lick of cream cheese spread
Need a chicken Caesar salad with some Hidden Valley dressing
Pour the whole container on there I don’t mind if it’s messy
Shredded lettuce extra finish with some spam from overseas
And a couple scrambled eggs with a shimmy and a squeeze
A number two a number five and a number thirty three
Number six a number nine make them all with cheddar cheese

[Intermission 1]
Brandon: Will that be all, sir?
ZZ: Nah, nah, wait, hold on, I just got a text from the boys. Alright, alright. Okay. Are you ready?
BRANDON: Yes, sir
[Hook]
Three more orders of the fries supersized
With a McRib on the side, make it swim and make it cry
For the drinks I want a combo Sprite and Coke 40/60
And a splash of Mountain Dew, with a shot of Texas whiskey

[Verse 2]
And a medium iced tea half-and-half mixed with coffee
On the top I want vanilla also sprinkle it with toffees
And a milkshake shamrock style low fat milk extra sauce
And a chicken McSupreme cooked in buffalo bone broth
Need a 100 Grand McFlurry that was made in a McHurry
With a twenty-piece McNuggets for the dip I’d like some curry
A McGangbang with Five Guys hold the onions extra salt
And the extra secret patty that you’re holding in the vault
I need a grilled cheese on a raft cut in half with an axe
And make it so it’s toasted with an image of Jack Black
Need it made by a midget that’s named Bridget with nine digits
And a slice of pepperoni sausage pizza to go with it

[Intermission 2]
BRANDON: Okay sir, your total will be-
ZZ: hold on, hold on, I’m not finished
BRANDON: UHHHHHhhhH… Okay sir, go ahead
ZZ: Okay
[Hook]
I need all of your fries supersized
Sixty McRibs on the side, make them swim and make them cry
For the drinks I want ten liters Sprite and Coke 40/60
And a crate of Mountain Dew, with a flask of Texas whiskey

[Bridge]
And a zuckbust with a frown with the best spices in town
And a feast of double downs with the meat cooked golden brown
With a quickly roasted turkey and and a helping of duck jerky
And a Blizzard and a Slurpee, and a Whopper make it thirty

[Outro]
BRANDON: Sorry sir, but we don’t sell Whoppers here. That will be 1,200 dollars and 32 cents. Sir, can you pull up to the window?
ZZ:Yeah. Yeah. One question though. Can you put that on eight cards?
BRANDON: ummmmmmmmmmmMMmmMmM….. Let me ask my manager