TEACH:
The height from floor to ceiling
Delta Y, I can see it
Delta Y, Delta Y
The height to the ceiling
Delta Y, I can see it
Delta Y, Delta Y

1D motion, always easy, anybody
Can solve ‘em, put degrees on with these problems
Staring at the whiteboard, finish adding stickers to my green sheet
Friends say help me, I can’t help you
Try to write it out, it’s Y up and X out
Keep force inside my mind, it’s MA MA
I turn newtons into pounds for that elevator stuff
Delta T gon’ make it better, maybe better for ya
I won't screw this up, I can use the GUE
Feel like a baller, feel like an astrophysics major
Vectors I don't want you, I ain't drawing you
I just break you up
Solve components, find the magnitude, but no scalar dude

The height from floor to ceiling
Delta Y, I can see it
Delta Y, Delta Y
The height to the ceiling
Delta Y, I can see it
Delta Y, Delta Y
Everyday you know I grind on that physics
Working hard, solving problems, getting stickers
Finding gravity at any location
G=Gm/r^2’s what I’m solving
Ms G pass out the projectile motion test
If you got VY you just need that VX
Convex, erect If you in the mirror
Lenses refract, make life clearer

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Resistance):
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
And tell you bout when a projectile’s shot through the air

In B122 I was born and raised
In the back of the class is where I got all my As
A force is defined as a push or a pull
Building up momentum when I’m leaving the school
Then a couple of cats who were up to no good
Started flying over my neighborhood
I got in one little cannon, my mom got scared
She said “Use the GUE before you fly through the air”
I had VIY and Delta T and A
But Delta Y’s the one I needed to fly today
She gave me my equations and she gave me a sticker
She said use this equation to get you there quicker
△y = viy△t
+ 1/2 a△t2
Is this how physicists in real life live like?
Hmm... this might be all right!
But wait, there’s more equations? And all that
Like Work=Fd and m△v=F△t
Spinning around, inertia’s building up there
I hope they’re prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air. (Resistance.)