Won't leave the house till it's all in place

You know a mess is a human discrace



Clean up the dishes take out the trash

Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed

One day the juice was left out

She was in a rush

Won't leave the juice out on the table

She'd rather not go



Leave the juice out for 5 minutes

Leave it out for 10 or 12

Your life is tick tick tocking by

Leave the juice out befroe its too late



Won't leave the juice out

Can't hook-up the water spout

Can't record on the VCR

But she works

She works so hard

Mom oh mom

Just leave it on the table

Go outside and smell the air

It's not clean it's worse then the table

But you breathe it everywhere



Studies oh she studies

She studies so hard

Reads those books, writes those papers

Heats up coffee thats been sitting there

If it tastes a little old she doesn't care

But beware



You don't like my tattoos

But you kinda like my pink hair

I dont like your panty hose

I like a different kind of underwear



Won't leave the juice out

Can't hook-up the water spout

Can't record on the VCR

But she works

She works so hard

Mom oh mom

Just leave it on the table

Go outside and smell the air

It's not clean it's worse then the table

But you breathe it everywhere



I left the house before it was too late

Now I'm living like a human, just great!

Bye mom, I'll see ya later