The Day Squid’s Gerbil Died

The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A

Don't do it! No! Doggy's not supposed to chase

Him around at all Squid put the dog gate up

So he couldn't get to the third floor

But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil

All around, chased him in circles, from noon until four

Don't do it! No!

She had to take care of him during Spring vacation

Came in from playing one day

And he was dead on location A gerbil stiff as a board

Staring blankly at the world

Now he won't play on his Wheel anymore



Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting

Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging

No Means No Means No!



*The day Squid's gerbil died, he was D.O.A

The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried

Don't do it! No!



A little later on in life came a gerbil couple

They got together, had some babies

But then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off

Squid came too late to pull him off

More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot



*repeat No! No! No!

You're a bad bad dog

And I told you not to do it

And I told you not to go

Now you're choking on a bone!