[Intro]
Yo I’m very very smurt
I’m  the center of the universe
The  best luck around
Y’all know this just a Fortuna verse
I make a dope beat
Like  I make a dope melody
Smurty  Boi, I own the law
And hating now a felony

[Verse 1]
Just  like ducks
They’re a brother trucking felony now
Whacky decisions
And now I got em saying wow
Cost  me a hunnid thou
But I’m ramming through common sense
Like I’m a plow
Plowing through you and your crew
And you wondering how?
And you wondering why
Your favorite rapper of all time
Just made a bird illegal through a fire rhyme
And here’s just why I did what I did
Yo

[Verse 2]
So I was tubing and cruising way up back in New Hampshire
And just when we were finna get back to home sweet camper
A mallard came in to my way
And I didn’t wanna play
Got me like nut this just ain’t my day
Cuz this duck finna be my prey
Whether I like it or not
Whether this duck a trucking thot
Duck finna get caught
It’s like sublime, it’s what I got
This annoying-ass mallard
And G-Force Inner Tube
I’m like little mother ducker
I ain’t playing with you
I just avoided eight of you bitches
Way back up at rapids
And now there’s only one of you
But you’re so god damn fat it’s
Like a fricking stone
You just won’t fricking move
God dammit
How can one little duck be so trucking planted
Might have to blast some of my beats
Get him in the trucking groove
Cuz I need him the hell outta my way
I don’t need him in this bullshit tired mood
Cuz I’m tryna
Get him outta my god damn way
So I can do a show up in China
And get back to North Carolina
And while the water got faster
And the ducky got closer
I knew that he was finna get run over
And I’m finna meme him like the Caddyshack gopher
And I knew this couldn’t be any ducky’s outroduction
And I knew I couldn’t leave him to game end and just do nothing
So I steered my pretty boi ass away
And now it’s today
And I’m saying this shit
Cuz I did it
I didn’t throw it away
Cuz I ain’t no stupid asshole
No I wouldn’t hurt a tadpole
But I’d suck a hater in
Like I’m a mother trucking black hole

[Outro]
So now I’m so happy
That this duck lived on
Cuz if I ran him over
Life ain’t Minecraft, he couldn’t respawn
Doing whacky shit like this
Every day, week, and season
Bitch I made a species illegal
I’m brother trucking Jesus