[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Hey morty I’m a dead meme
Pickle Rick is gone, now we got supreme
Rick and morty gives you a higher IQ
And now you finna baby like calliou
Making references to these old shows
Finna writing this rap, yeah y’all don’t know
What it’s like to be a god
Yeah it’s frickin great and it’s frickin odd
I knew that I would be a legend someday
I just didn’t know it would happen this way
Releasing an album with mater on the cover
Y’all know that I’m better than Donald Glover
Y’all know that I just ain’t no hater
Cuz everyone’s weak and I am greater
Y’all know I’m the man, not the frickin traitor
Meme god’s cover is a messed up mater

[Chorus]
Carrot morty
Carrot morty
Nothing tastes better than a carrot morty
Carrot morty
Carrot morty
This show will go on till season forty
[Verse 2: Stacey's Dad]
I use my own beats unless I'm featured
And I don't steal songs like Lil Creeper
I was kicked out the gang
Cuz I left my crew hanging
Didn't write my verse cuz I was too busy gaming
I made a mistake and now I'm paying the price
Pretty soon my wrist is gon' be covered in ice
Pickle Rick was nice
But now his memes don't suffice
We got a new meme battle
Make you think twice
Pickle Rick is dead, welcome to paradise
Because this dude's memes are worth double the price
This guy's memes are fresh
And this guy's memes are clean
And most importantly, this guy can handle his beans
He's got great genes, and he don't do caffeine
And this guy's got vitamins to keep him lean
This verse is preparatory
And it's anticipatory
So sit back while my friends tell you the story of

[Chorus]
Carrot morty
Carrot morty
Nothing tastes better than a carrot morty
Carrot morty
Carrot morty
This show will go on till season forty
[Verse 3: Very Smurt]
Here we go Rick and morty season four
What’s coming next? Can you even make more?
I don’t really care what it requires
I just really wanna get my IQ higher
I‘m not a big fan of Rick and morty
Or should I call them elder and shorty
Rick and morty really makes me smarter
See now I can spell words like starter
S-T-E-R-T-O-R
It’s really simple and not that hard
I just wanna see what’s next from roiland
Don’t follow Instagram or you’ll get a spoilin’
This show is going out of control
What happened to mr poopy butthole?
Repeating what I say yeah you are a parrot
What the hell’s next? Is it morty as a carrot?

Carrot morty
Carrot morty
Nothing tastes better than a carrot morty
Carrot morty
Carrot carrot
This show will go on till season forty