[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Ayo I got that Gucci lambo
Twenty four sev got champ flow
Memeing ‘em up in Cambo
I just be like damn, ho
Freaking like I’m the man, though
I tell those haters to scram, yo
My uke is so soprano
I’m a better artist than Van Gogh
Am I making you pissed, yo
Cuz I’m the king of disco
My company’s bigger than Cisco
It’s either hit or miss, yo
Rapping in San Fransisco
No girl can resist, yo
You bouta be dismissed, bro
Soon you won’t exist, yo

[Interlude: Very Smurt]
Yo, ay
Finna, hey
Yo, ay
Yuh what?
Rolex, ay
Finna, yo
What?
[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
I got that Rolex on my wrist
See yo girl I give her a kiss
You swung and you missed
Yeah I think you get the gist
Got that Rolex on my wrist
See yo girl I give her a kiss
You swung and you missed
Yeah I think you get the gist

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Cuz bitch I got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got all of those go checks
Calling him up like “yo, Lex”
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
This album’s just like so X
I got that money, I gold flex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got all of those go checks
Calling him up like “yo, Lex”
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
This album’s just like so X
I got that money, I gold flex
[Verse 2: Stacey's Dad]
Pull up in my red Ferrari
Seeking your girl like a safari
Eating on that calamari
Your girl drive like Kalahari [?]
When I'm around it's a tsunami
Your girl said she loves my Harley
Please don't pull no Harikari
That's your girl? Well, I'm not sorry
Your girl's history's kinda scary
She kiss Harry, Barry, Terry
She told me she wants to marry
I said "nah, you're temporary"
I called up my secretary
And said to be cautionary
Because she's unsanitary
And never read no dictionary

[Interlude: Very Smurt]
Yo, ay
Finna, hey
Yo, ay
Yuh what?
Rolex, ay
Finna, yo
What?
[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
I got that Rolex on my wrist
See yo girl I give her a kiss
You swung and you missed
Yeah I think you get the gist
Got that Rolex on my wrist
See yo girl I give her a kiss
You swung and you missed
Yeah I think you get the gist

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Cuz bitch I got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got all of those go checks
Calling him up like “yo, Lex”
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
This album’s just like so X
I got that money, I gold flex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got all of those go checks
Calling him up like “yo, Lex”
Got that Minecraft Rolex
Got that Minecraft Rolex
This album’s just like so X
I got that money, I gold flex