[Verse 1]
Stanferd Dropout, here we are
See Odie, we kick him far
Name is Smurt, we up the par
I will steal your grandma’s car
I be memeing in the dark
See a doggie in the park
Dog got rabies, he a bark
Im’a run right back to Mark
Lots of rapping, now we here
All though life has upped the tier
Making haters disappear
She got AirPods, she can’t hear
Dog was lost, and dog was found
He was taken to the pound
Where I made a weird sound
Cuz I’m scared of the hound
I was watching Netflix
Saw that rabbit pulling Trix
So I beat ‘em with some bricks
And I threw him in the mix
I’m investing in the stock
Still in high school, I’m a jock
Got a son, he eating chalk
Finna meme ‘em like the rock
Cats and babies, really cute
Got the Supreme boots
I’m like Pengu, I go noot
Y’all know I don’t play no flute
I was playing Karate
And they put me in a gee
So I memed ‘em up with glee
Y’all don’t better mess with me, yo
[Verse 2]
LICKO MODE, LICKO MODE
Lick a mother trucking toad
I was skrrting down the road
Saw the hater getting towed
Getting chased by the mobs
Eating corn on a cob
All them haters finna slobs
I’m so rich, don’t need a job
They call me Eminem
Cuz I’m like a rap gem
And I grow ‘em from the stem
But ya know, screw them
I be better than that guy
I be soaring through the sky
Look a hater in the eye
And I just say bye
Said that I don’t like his fret
So we made a little bet
If he didn’t break a sweat
Than he’d put me up in debt
But I won cuz I’m great
And I stole his freaking date
Don’t feel bad ending his fate
All he really did was hate
See the hater pulling bluffs
I don’t deal with that stuff
So I’m calling up McScruff
And he put him in the cuffs
I be spitting all this fire
Don’t admonish, get admired
I ain’t signing with no choir
I bet y’all just got those wires, yo