[Intro: Skit ft. Lil P]
Chuck: Yo album chart dominate

John: Man know finna don’t haters know

Chuck: Agree, way like superhero dude people man mic

John: Mic like...

[Verse 1]
Ayo Very Smurt back
With that Supreme attire
I be winning and you losing
Got the dreamer’s desire
Whipping up a drum beat
I got those 808’s and hats
I see your girl I steal your girl
Just like frickin that
I be T-posing on em’
Haters dropping like flies
When you look at my graph
I be on the frickin rise
Like I’m looking at the sun
Got that glare all in my eye
When they see McScruff
They don’t know that he’s a spy
[Verse 2]
I be going crazy
Like we carting and you Toad
When I pick up the mic
I be going sicko mode
I’m like Amazon
I’m buying all your companies
Y’all know that my race is
Sugon-frickin-dese
Got that chicken dinner mindset
All about the wins
Like you a fish and I’m a shark
I’m coming at you with the fins
You getting all this fame
And then you fade you like a dead meme
This one hater said I sucked
And guess what? I beheaded heem

[Hook]
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
[Verse 3]
Y’all know I’m the winner yo
Cuz I win every race
And just to prove it I keep
Their blood on my face
If you call me bad
I’ll just say no you
Roasted you so hard
And now your face is turning blue
I got cash cash money, kid
I got that gold chain
When I see the hater
I’ma finna bring ‘em pain
I can see it in your eyes
My rapping brings you fear
My raps are so good
They finna end your career

[Verse 4]
Whenever I rap
It’s like I’m dropping frickin bombs
All you frickin haters should just
Go back to your moms
Today I saw your chick
She got her hair up in a curl
And I saw her kissing
Another frickin girl
Y’all thought you could win
When you tried to frickin take me
You can spit your crappy rhymes
Yeah, none of that will break me
Before y’all haters
Ask me out to a fight
Just know you bouta go
Out like a light
[Hook]
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?

[Verse 5]
Y’all haters just so bad
But y’all just got nothing to lose
I see you girl in the park and say
Don’t mind if I frickin do
See that girl, steal that girl
See your lawn I take a crap
I’m making beats, like finna yeet
Yeah I be making this trap
It’s insanity, profanity, I’m losing all my sanity
It’s humanity, eat manatees, I’m bigger than Christianity
The plan, you see, is damned, you see, my license plate is vanity
Whenever we got weather, got that leather frickin canopy

[Verse 6]
Going free styling off on my frickin tangents
Screw the flow, don’t need it, no I meme you like a cannon
Screw the frickin the haters like I screw the frickin world
Screw every little thing just like I screw your roblox girl
Tell me it’s a no go
My girl is up in soho
She said feel free to go go
Just keep it on the low low
Bittersweet like cocoa
Japanese like Koto
Long as Orinoco
I’m going frickin loco

[Hook]
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?
I’m the mic man, what?