[Chorus]
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Bon’ appetite boi how you doing?
Why’s the crowd yelling? Well boi they’re booing
I’ve never experienced this don’t know what to do
I’ve never getting hated yeah I’m never getting booed
But why are they booing me? Well that’s cuz you suck
Why do they hate me? Cuz you look like a deformed duck
I’m Very Smurt, yeah, I’m such a legend
I be beating everybody 24/7

[Chorus]
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals

[Verse 2: Very Smurt]
Ayo finnas I be going crazy
Y’all finna know you just so lazy
My lit AF memes make you so hazy
I gon break your heart like a Daisy
Lemme teach ya how to get a ton of fame
How to make people memorize your name
You shrug and smile yeah just look like a baby
I guess the rap game’s like a sitcom from the eighties

[Chorus]
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals

[Verse 3: Stacey's Dad]
Uh, Morty's a carrot now
Yuh, your mom is such a cow
Unfortunately, your face is so ugly
And you're looking like a chow
Hear them scream my name up from the crowd
I bet that you are so scary now
You're on your knees screaming "know I how"
Watch out or your dad just might get plowed
My face is everywhere in the street
This is Stacey's Dad, fortieth feat
I'm finally on time with the beat
I'm someone you will never be
I'm finna dust you just like you're Pete
Smurty has the of the biggest ween
Being near by me's the greatest treat
Don't mess with me when I'm with my fleet

[Chorus]
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals

[Interlude]
Yuh
Here we go, bridge time, baby!
*Slurping intensifies*

[Bridge]
I be finna tight, yeah
I be finna right, yeah
I just see the light, yeah
Everything I like, yeah
Everything is going great
I got nothing on my plate
I ain’t gay, I’m real straight
We don’t got no time to wait

[Chorus]
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals
Morty’s a carrot now
24 karat now
Turn up the radio
I’m 'bouta blare it now
I’m eating pizza rolls
Right at the voting polls
I’m going crazy now
I got those crazy goals