[Verse 1]
Said she tired of the trap and need a good song
And I'm like ha, LOL, honey, you’re so wrong
Cuz now we got a beat sounding like a gong
And a two minute track that's too long, ay
God dammit, god dammit, god dammit, god dammit why is this so catchy?
This really hurts
Don't bump this, bump Very Smurt
This song was so bad from the beginning
Feels as long as all the baseball innings
Playing this crap, it should be sinning
See a soundproof room so sprinting, yuh

[Chorus]
This stupid beat is just so patchy
I hate this song, why do you ask me?
Yeah how is this song oh so catchy
It’s a question
When I show up
Got ‘em saying how?
This stupid beat is just so patchy
Hunnid bands? Why you gotta be flashy
Yeah how is this song oh so catchy
It's a question
When I show up
Got ‘em saying how?
[Verse 2]
Everywhere I go
Song in my head when I'm on the snow
How is it so catchy man I just don't know
Malone's probably getting all of the dough, yeah
Make a weird beat with some bad words
I always forget my password
I'm singing this song like a sad bird
Spitting out words like *BOHWAHW*
When I EP'd, none of y'all really cared
Like an episode I just now aired
The catchiness of this is making me scared
Post Malone, what have you declared, ay
Had it in my head, but it’s all gone now
Now it’s back, but I won't allow
Won’t go away, so anyhow
This song's getting old, so let's end wow, ay

[Chorus]
This stupid beat is just so patchy
I hate this song, why do you ask me?
Yeah how is this song oh so catchy
It's a question
When I show up
Got ‘em saying how?
This stupid beat is just so patchy
Hunnid bands? Why you gotta be flashy
Yeah how is this song oh so catchy
It’s a question
When I show up
Got ‘em saying how?