[Intro]
This hurts my mouth to rap
Ok, um, Galaxy Buds feat.-- feat. Lil P and Da Real Meme
I should probably get water to be honest, but, ya know
If it doesn't sound good I'll go get water and re-do it
Sorry, ok let's go
Yuh, yuh, yuh

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
2016
Apple dropped air pods and y’all made a scene
People worshiped em just like they were queens
But then y’all decided to get real mean
Y’all made the crappiest rip off
Your stupid thing that was the kick off
Big companies just be dissing with tweets
But smurty boi dissing with hip hop
Your company bouta go right down the drain
And soon y’all just won’t have squat
But apple will not
Samsungs for thots
Your phones causing fires
We never forgot
Apple should sue you
I’m unuh boo you
Memeing you up, and now I be like screw you
Turn y’all to grass
High resolution my ass
I’m finna pass
Y’all know I be memeing your rep
Dissing you even with fever and strep
I’m gonna go with my pods
Cuz y’all know that apple ain’t flawed
Y’all Samsungians are so crappy
Your recent defeat makes me happy
The Gang Gang, yuh, we could by Apple
All you can afford is a Snapple
I saw a person and a kiddo
Person was like “damn son”
Knew he was so poor
Just cuz he pulled out his Samsung
Y’all know your perplexed
Y’all finna vexed
Apple is better it ain’t too complex
Apple made watches so now you can text
Memeing on companies
Y’all know your next

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I just be so popular
I’m smashing all the fair broads
Apple so much better
That’s why memers memeing air pods
If y’all can see the simple truth
Then y’all are fricking eyeless
They can’t bring back Steve Jobs
But they can bring back the stylus

[Post-Chorus: Lil P]
*Incessant, loud coughing and throat-clearing*

[Verse 2: Lil P]
Ramen, ramen, salty ramen
I am spiritual like a shaman
Domins, flomins, very common (?)
Let's plant a tree, must plant a mumble
I am a priest, I am a god
I'm in the Gang Gang (?), you know I'm not flawed
The gang is split into teams and a squad (?)
Ask how I am and I'll just nod
Disband to Kuricha Clan
After one track
If they cu-- kaback (?)
They be slapped in the back
Don't fall on your head, or you might get a crack
Don't make more songs, your flow is whack
WOOb's coming out, it's gonna be sick
But I'm still thick, thick as a brick
Bun above mighty (?) when I hit that tick
Saw on the ground, stick to the stick (?)

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I just be so popular
I’m smashing all the fair broads
Apple so much better
That’s why memers memeing air pods
If y’all can see the simple truth
Then y’all are fricking eyeless
They can’t bring back Steve Jobs
But they can bring back the stylus

[Verse 3: Da Real Meme]
Samsung you be making copies of Airpods, yuh
Just to make your company look like gods, yuh
Galaxy Buds are like having wads
Y'all can't join our wireless squads
Galaxy Buds can't connect to your watch
Samsung is a big botch and smells like crotch
Apple is a way better retailer
Samsung looks and sounds like a failure

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I just be so popular
I’m smashing all the fair broads
Apple so much better
That’s why memers memeing air pods
If y’all can see the simple truth
Then y’all are fricking eyeless
They can’t bring back Steve Jobs
But they can bring back the stylus