Very Smurt
BRING ME MY FAJITAS!!
[Intro]
Yuh, Smurt, let's go
"Bring Me My Fajitas"
It's a true story; Mexican restaurant
It happened, I was annoyed
[Verse 1]
Bring me my fajitas, yuh, bring me my fajitas
I get really hangry, so let me be an eater
See ‘em in the kitchen so I’m running like a cheetah
I will call the health department, worse, I’m calling PETA
I see a man sitting there, oh wait it’s a waiter
Give me my food, do your job and freaking cater
I ordered so long ago, I’m angry like a gator
Thought these guys were pretty nice, but turns out they’re just haters
They got here way after me, so why am I still waiting
Why am I still sitting here, silently debating
Screaming at these waiters, boi, it’s just so frustrating
I’m going freaking mad, man, my anger’s stimulating
When I leave this place, I will never forgive
Getting so hungry, drool’s leaking like a sieve
I’m getting so mad, cuz my food they won’t give
It’s making me so hangry, man, I just don’t wanna live
[Chorus]
Leaving me to starve, that’s just so rude
Y’all getting me in my hangry mood
What’s with all the good ratings I viewed?
It’s a freaking restaurant, why don’t I have my food?
[Verse 2]
Bring me my fajitas, yuh, I want my freaking steak
Getting so damn hungry I be getting stomach aches
I’m biting all these waiters like I’m a freaking snake
I’m bouta go Sicko Mode, just like I’m freaking Drake
I gathered all my money and I came here in a bus
I just wanted fajitas man, there’s nothing to discuss
Getting so annoyed, don’t you tell not to fuss
I’m bouta shut this restaurant down just like it’s Toys R Us, yo
[Chorus]
Leaving me to starve, that’s just so rude
Y’all getting me in my hangry mood
What’s with all the good ratings I viewed?
It’s a freaking restaurant, why don’t I have my food, yo?