[Intro]
Yuh, here we go
Smurty Boi back for another leet song
Real leet AF song here, feat. Lil P
Was gonna be feat. Lil Big Peen but then he-- he couldn't write his verse, he couldn't do it so now it's featuring Lil P
Uh, it's 'bout kings of Fortnite
It takes place in a couple different times
Let's go
Kingz O’ Fortnite (ft. Lil P)

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
I remember back, way back, 2017
That was quite a scene
Boi I was ruling that shit like a queen
Getting Solo wins like A grades
Memeing nine year olds like ur mother has the gay aids
I be getting so many wins
And don’t go around telling people we’re twins
Cuz we’re not
And I hate to put you on the spot
But y’all just jelly and your girl is a thot, yo

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Fammy I be memeing em all up in Fortnite
I bet your mum tried but didn’t abort right
Memeing you in Fortnite with the SMGs
Kill everybody else, but ya can’t kill me, yo
Fammy I be memeing em all up in Fortnite
I bet your mum tried but didn’t abort right
Memeing you in Fortnite with the SMGs
Kill everybody else, but ya can’t kill me, yo

[Verse 2: Lil P]
I remember back, way back, 2018
Back when I would steal all the people's spleens (?)
Back when Fortnite was really super lean
Yo you couldn't play without a big screen
Never played Fortnite, I was always bored night
But that's quite alright
Smite of light sprite
All my shoes are off-white
Undead always get smite
I know it's smote, seriously shut up Mike

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Fammy I be memeing em all up in Fortnite
I bet your mum tried but didn’t abort right
Memeing you in Fortnite with the SMGs
Kill everybody else, but ya can’t kill me, yo
Fammy I be memeing em all up in Fortnite
I bet your mum tried but didn’t abort right
Memeing you in Fortnite with the SMGs
Kill everybody else, but ya can’t kill me, yo

[Verse 3: Very Smurt]
I remember now, right now, 2019
I got the best genes
Y’all know I just got the biggest peen
I win squads
You’re odd
Your strategy and stats, your whole team is flawed
Making beats, drums vinyl
I’m a good kid I read the bible
Therefore, I’m everybody’s idol
Hater, I don’t take tests
I make nests
Cuz I’m a frickin bird, and you bouta finna face death

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Fammy I be memeing em all up in Fortnite
I bet your mum tried but didn’t abort right
Memeing you in Fortnite with the SMGs
Kill everybody else, but ya can’t kill me, yo
Fammy I be memeing em all up in Fortnite
I bet your mum tried but didn’t abort right
Memeing you in Fortnite with the SMGs
Kill everybody else, but ya can’t kill me, yo