[Intro]
Yuh
Just a second, lemme get the pop filter adjusted--
Smurty Boi
Oop, the thing isn't even on!

[Verse 1]
Smurt here, hi yo
I’m really trucking bi yo
Memeing like a legend, and we never trucking die yo
I’m rapping over weird shit, rapping over clavichords
I’m the finna best around, finessing all the savage hordes
Video game type loops
Shooting all the hoops
Memeing haters by the groups
I be such a winner, yo
I keep on getting bigger, yo
I make the best dinners
Only haters be the quitters, yo
Memeing with the squad
Ain’t committing no fraud
Making y’all look odd
Cuz I got the air pods
Haters are an endangered species
I got Mitsubishi’s
I’m like hater, eat my fricking feces
Playing smash bros
Ten whole toes
Think I’m kinda good?
Well y’all don’t even know
I be eating all the pop tarts
Dancing on a cop car
Call me post malone
Cuz you know I be the rockstar
[Chorus]
Clavichord rap
Rapping over clavichords
Clavichord rap
Rapping over clavichords
I didn’t know what to do for the hook
So here we are
(Let’s go)

[Verse 2]
Y’all, hol' up, what the hells a clavichord?
A stringed old wooden European keyboard
But I didn’t come here to history lesson
And make y’all real finna gang gang bored
I came here to be a rapper
And look dapper
And to be a winner
Not a fricking napper
Cuz all you little haters
Are so damn bad
And your presence
Is making me mad
Some haters don’t understand
Why I’m so grand
And they calling my music bland?
Ha!
Boi I rule the land
And I can make you banned
So boi come here
And gimme your hand
I’m gonna slap slap slap
All the finnas will clap
Cuz I’m serving up justice
So go take a nap
Yeah, you’re a little hater
And nobody likes you
And besides I presume think that is my cue
[Bridge]
To do the hook
Well after a measure, yo

[Chorus]
Clavichord rap
Rapping over clavichords
Clavichord rap
Rapping over clavichords
I didn’t know what to do for the hook
So here we are
(Let’s go!)