[Intro: Narrator]
Very Smurt
'spider-man' featuring well-known artists Lil P and Da Real Meme

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
Spiderman, Spiderman
Swinging round the York
Cones of sunshine
Nerdy finna dorks
Yo, I’m finna collect it
Check it in, check it out
And these words I be rapping
Y’all know what they all about
Ass-smelling cheese, ima
I’ma truck you up like Jesus
My flow is so whack
Like I’m messing with the breeze, it’s
So fricking awesome
Rapper terms, call it dope
I be binging parks and rec
Finna kick it Leslie knope, yo

[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
Spidey, Spiderman
Buddies call him Peter
Go and ask the haters
And they’ll tell you I’m the beater
I’m neater
Then all them little haters, they be weaker
I’m 'bouta
Shut you down
Baby, you can call me peta

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Smurty boi
King singing DMB crash
Richest man alive
Better show me that cash
Yo I’m diagnosed with herpies
Getting all the rash
Digging through my can’s man
Y’all are fricking trash
Smurty boi
King singing DMB crash
Hopping in the water
Cause the biggest splash
Yo I’m diagnosed with herpes
Getting all the rash
Digging through my can’s, hater
Y’all are fricking trash, yo

[Verse 2: Lil P]
I got the fricking cash dude
My position is pursued
My guy, I rap so clear
No one ever miscontrudes
I got all of the gold, man
I'm richer than Japan
I'm leader of the clan
I'm so fricking (?)
I'm so fricking happy, chap
I'm so fricking good at rap
I am super humble
But I don't (?)
I'm so fricking giddy
I feel higher than the sky
I don't even have to try
My wallet is never dry

[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
Spidey, Spiderman
Buddies call him Peter
Go and ask the haters
And they’ll tell you I’m the beater
I’m neater
Then all them little haters, they be weaker
I’m 'bouta
Shut you down
Baby, you can call me peta

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Smurty boi
King singing DMB crash
Richest man alive
Better show me that cash
Yo I’m diagnosed with herpies
Getting all the rash
Digging through my can’s man
Y’all are fricking trash
Smurty boi
King singing DMB crash
Hopping in the water
Cause the biggest splash
Yo I’m diagnosed with herpes
Getting all the rash
Digging through my can’s, hater
Y’all are fricking trash, yo

[Verse 3: Da Real Meme]
Yo it’s the sick boi
D - R - M
See the hater
Sucks for them
Cuz I just ain’t no
Lil baby hater
Now I’m too big of a rapper
I be saving that for later
Someday I’ma
Act like a big boi
Cuz right now
I be chilling back, enjoy
Courtesy
To my boi Very Smurt
Cuz y’all know I
Didn’t write my own verse

[Pre-Chorus: Very Smurt]
Spidey, Spiderman
Buddies call him Peter
Go and ask the haters
And they’ll tell you I’m the beater
I’m neater
Then all them little haters, they be weaker
I’m 'bouta
Shut you down
Baby, you can call me peta

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
Smurty boi
King singing DMB crash
Richest man alive
Better show me that cash
Yo I’m diagnosed with herpes
Getting all the rash
Digging through my can’s man
Y’all are fricking trash
Smurty boi
King singing DMB crash
Hopping in the water
Cause the biggest splash
Yo I’m diagnosed with herpies
Getting all the rash
Digging through my can’s, hater
Y’all are fricking trash, yo