[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I own the NFL
I’m finna bring you down
Throw a hater in a well
Bieber’s mama don’t like me?
Call her on your cell
Cuz nobody don’t like smurty boi
I’ll put her in my cell
Tie em up in a bag
Throw em in a motel
Baby coming at me
Like a fricking bombshell, yo
Costumer service
Bitch I’m ringing up the bell
See a hater in my taxi
Finna drop em off at hell, yo

[Verse 1: Very Smurt]
A whole lifetime of rap
See a hot dame
Put her drink on my tab
I don’t even know
What’s about to fricking happen
Baby running up to me
And then she finna be a laughing
Say “Very Smurt
You’re the father of my child”
And I finna chuckle
And say “that’s a lil wild”
So I ran
I ran
I ran to Iran
Then I parked my trucking van
And said I didn’t give a damn, yo
[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I own the NFL
I’m finna bring you down
Throw a hater in a well
Bieber’s mama don’t like me?
Call her on your cell
Cuz nobody don’t like smurty boi
I’ll put her in my cell
Tie em up in a bag
Throw em in a motel
Baby coming at me
Like a fricking bombshell, yo
Costumer service
Bitch I’m ringing up the bell
See a hater in my taxi
Finna drop em off at hell, yo

[Interlude: Lil P]
*Cough, cough, cough*
NFL, NFL, NFL...

[Verse 2: Lil P]
He owns the NFL
Dude he owns the fricking ocean, too
Gang Gang is the best
Man, this song just debuted
I like to drink gas
It make me go 'vroom'
I'm the best in my class
I'm my own perfume
[Bridge: Lil P]
Diamonds on my wrist
Yuh, ooh, yuh, ay
Diamonds on my wrist
Yuh, ooh, yuh, ay
Diamonds on my wrist
Yuh, ooh, yuh, ay
Diamonds on my wrist
Yuh, you won't exist

[Chorus: Very Smurt]
I own the NFL
I’m finna bring you down
Throw a hater in a well
Bieber’s mama don’t like me?
Call her on your cell
Cuz nobody don’t like smurty boi
I’ll put her in my cell
Tie em up in a bag
Throw em in a motel
Baby coming at me
Like a fricking bombshell, yo
Costumer service
Bitch I’m ringing up the bell
See a hater in my taxi
Finna drop em off at hell, yo