[Verse 1]
I will walk with you
Across the sea
Over the dolphins
And manatees
But nobody will care
Cuz conservatives want them dead anyway (I have no idea why they’re so awesome)
And I will smile
Watching you frown
I’ll make up lies
To bring you down
But nobody will care
Cuz your neighbours don’t like us anyway

[Chorus]
How many times can I tell you?
I don’t like mayonnaise on my burger (who does)
But my love for you is as big as the us debt

[Verse 2]
I’ll meet your mother
I’ll meet your dad
I’ll give em oysters
And I will brag
About all the riches I have
And I’ll be annoying
I will see you
Crying there
But I will just be
Fluffing my hair
Cuz honestly
You’re pretty annoying

[Chorus]
You try to leave for Carl
And he’s 90, but I don’t care (cuz I’m better)
And my love for you is as big as the us debt

[Chorus]
You’ll try to leave me for a woman
And I’ll say “wait, that’s a woman!” (No it wasn’t)
And my love for you is as big as the us debt

[Outro]
Girl my love for you is as big as the us debt