Very Smurt
Old Town Road: A Parody
[Intro]
Sorry, y'all, that was a producer tag
Uh, I put it there cuz I'm the producer of the song
But I put my own tag and then deleted it, cuz... to be cool...
Yuh
[Refrain]
Yes, I’m finna take my rap
To the hall of fame
Be finna leet till I ain’t no more
I’m finna take my rap
To the hall of fame
Be finna leet till I ain’t no more
(Smurty Smurty)
[Verse 1]
Smurty boi is back
Y’all under attack
My words are pretty whack
And Zac Efron’s name is Zac
Memeing on the cream, ha
Creaming on the meme
Y’all know I’m so gang gang fit
And I just be so lean, now
[Chorus]
Not y’all finna tell meme none thing y’all
Y’all can’t tell y’all none thing
Not y’all finna tell meme none thing y’all
Please someone count the times I say y’all
[Verse 2]
Riding on my car
Eating in my car
Cheated on my car
You can’t even drive a car
This road so old
Like Karen’s so cold
Y’all don’t even know
What’s about to unfold
[Chorus]
Not y’all finna tell meme none thing y’all
Y’all can’t tell y’all none thing
Not y’all finna tell meme none thing y’all
How many times did I say y’all?
[Refrain]
Yes, I’m finna take my rap
To the hall of fame
Be finna leet till I ain’t no more
I’m finna take my rap
To the hall of fame
Be finna leet till I ain’t no more
[Verse 3]
Billy White Cyrus, I make country
I payed her not to, but Mandy just dumped me
I’m so rich, I don’t need to do theft, now
Seriously Mandy, just tell me why you left, now
I sleep and shower with this cowboy hat
And the Lion King remake was super bad
Wish I could roll on back to when movies weren’t shit and I’d
Watch till I can’t no more
[Refrain]
Yes, I’m finna take my rap
To the hall of fame
Be finna leet till I ain’t no more
I’m finna take my rap
To the hall of fame
Be finna leet till I ain’t no more
[Outro]
The song’s done
I can whistle
Queue the fade