PART I

[Intro: Lil Creeper, (Stacey's Dad)]
(*Screams*)
[*Wheezes*]

PART II

[Monologue: Very Smurt]
Ayo everyone, happy holiday season, it's your boi Smurty Boi back here for another leet AF EP. The second one of all EP's, actually. Uh, pretty leet, I'm recording this in July, but when this comes out, it's gonna be Christmas a.k.a the season of giving. So I wanted to give my fellow producer a chance, his name is, um, Yamaha Keyboard YPT-240, basic sample beat tempo unknown. Um, I wanted to give him a little chance to, um, show off his producing work. He says he just sent me his greatest beat ever, it's just drums. His only beat ever, actually, and the only beat that he will ever make. And, uh, basically it's just--, it's just drums. Um, he says it's super great and he wants me to freestyle over it, and I'm gonna do a Christmas-themed freestyle, or all holiday-themed freestyle and it's gonna play right now, hope you all enjoy this

PART III

[Interlude: Very Smurt, (Very Smurt)]
(Lemme blast this here)
Alright, yeah, freestyle
Alright, we're gonna do a Christmas-related freestyle
I feel something coming, alright...
Gimme, gimme--, hold on for a second
Yuh, yuh, Smurty Boi

[Verse: Very Smurt]
Can we get a merry Christmas
Christmas is here
That is Christmas
Christmas is super awesome with the reindeer
But now we're in the season, and Christmas is here
Christmas is really awesome
So is other holidays
Just like Hanukka-a-a-a-ah
A-a-and Kwanza
Do, do, do, do
Christmas is fun
Do--, sorry, um, all holidays are fun
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Um, I hope you get what you wanted for Christmas