[Intro]
Alright, uh, hey everyone, it's, uh, Very Smurt, or Smurty Boi here, back to sing, um, back to sing you guys 'Jingle Bells'. Alright, here we go, I'm looking at the lyrics... do do do. Dashing through th--, shit, ok. The instrumental version's a little weird--, oh?

[Verse 1]
Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh (doo, doo)
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way; ha ha ha!
Bells on bob-tail's ring
Making spirits bri--
A bob-tail is the tail of a horse that has been, um... *laughs*
--Sleighing song tonight

[Chorus]
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells--
*Laughs*, sorry, --all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open Smurt, hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells--
Jingles all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, ha ha ha!

[Interlude]
Eh, a... a day or two ago...
I've never heard this full song in, my, like, all of my thirteen Christmases, I've never heard the second verse. I heard this like, once before recording it, actually--, sorry, I heard this once before recording it, um...
A day or two--, ugh
Doo, doo
[Verse 2]
A day or two ago
Thought I'd take a ride, sorry
Into miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my...
The writer of Jingle Bells James Pierpont was a native to Connecticut, and...
Um, he got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, ah, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way (doom)
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey!
Jingle bells, uh, jingle bells
Jingle all the Smurty Boi, uh...
Da da da, da doo doo doo
Da da doo do doo doo do, jingle bells!

[Outro]
...Doo doo doo do--...
Do, do outro part
Do the outro part, do doo--
Fade out is for--
We're not gonna allow the fade out cuz fade out's for losers except in the Old Town Road parody, that's the only case where fade out is fine... um, the song's done, bye