[Intro]
*burps*
Ayo bois, GamerBoi69 here, and today we're, uh, we're not back for any Runescape videos or any ferret videos, no n-n-n-n-no. Uh, today we are actually back for a rap song. Uh, this one's goes ou--, this one goes out to all the people who doubted me... uh, you were right, let's go, ay, like...

[Verse 1]
Ay, I’ll admit it, hey mom, I got a ferret
My apartment said no pets and yet I get it, but I don’t sweat it
My neighbor’s stressing, said he’s kicking me out
But I don’t vouch for that
I’m doubt he’s got the balls to try and flout it to my face
Wait, I’m late for a day’s work
Of sitting on my ass, passing gas and unpaid work
I’m making videos, top tens and reactions
That are lacking any content
Constant ads bring the cash in
I ain’t payed my taxes in over six years
Slip the bills in the trash and they have to disappear
I’ve been spending too much money on my ferret anyways
He doesn’t need food, feeding rude myths by heavyweights
Speaking of which, I be clocking 230
Talking pounds of doing rounds of Fried Cheetos and a qwerty
But I’m happy, little acne, mama say it ain’t a virtue
Dad, he never spoke about it, threw me out at curfew

[Bridge]
Yeah, uh, that's just--, that's just stupid... right, rap! Ayo

[Verse 2]
Listen I ain’t stereotypical
All you cynical hypocrites better get off your ass and go live some
Cuz I play Runescape, getting shit done
We hitting six thousand subscribers I’m getting hits, money
I just filmed my ferret eat a carrot off the floor
'Bouta post it, un-devoted, making racks of four
Well, not four figures, just four dollars
But hey, I mean I still consider myself a baller, that’s all

[Outro]
Jazz is lame
This ain't a fade out cuz fade out's for losers, I agree with Smurty Boi on that one...